Quotes from the Movie Me, Myself

Whats the matter.... got a little extra cheese on your taco...

Hank

How about while you're at it you go over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines... I'm here to save your life.

Hank

Punch me in the face!

Hank

Are you telling me I have to carry your sorry ass? Alright wussy... Jesus, you're heavy!

Hank

Yeah, and this is my fist and it doesn't take much for me to start throwing it around!

Hank

Hey, I'm Charlie Bailygates want to see my weasel?

Hank

Warden, I want my own cell!

Hank

I'm going to make it up to that little circus geek in there

Hank

Parked it for you, Dick.

Hank

Yes, I had sex with you, it was disgusting and deceitful.

Hank

Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

Hank

"I don't have a eating disorder" says Irene, Hank says "Whatever you say slim"

Hank

You can't beat the open road!

Charlie

They gave me incredible cotton mouth.

Charlie

You said you'd eat whale blubber!

Charlie